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By issuing the sac -nar command, your spirit animal will be changed to the narwhal.

10 PRINT "DO YOU EAT BOOGERS?"
20 INPUT X
30 IF X="YES" THEN PRINT "YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN.": END
40 IF X="NO" THEN PRINT "WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?"
$ finger man@arms
Login: man                                 Name: Duncan
Directory: /eternia/heroic_warriors/man    Shell: /bin/bashasaurus
No mail.
Plan: Make Orko clean-up the mess he left in my workshop.

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Do not forget to flush the buffer. If you do, the smell will be intolerable.

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The Honeywell 6080 can be induced to perform a samba by pressing the button labeled "Samba" on the operator's console1. That mainframe's forté, however, is the foxtrot(2), but the inducement of that particular step is beyond the scope of this tutorial.

Notes

  1. Zurgone Vemliat, Mainframe Dancing Habits (Milwaukie: Brewers' Press, 1988), 96.
  2. Vemliat, Mainframe, 112.